Hello everyone, first, thanks to Daigensui, who posted this on US forums, it kinda slipped my attention before. * * From the same authors as the “How to become a noob” video. This one contains some pretty epic situations :) Scene 1 – “Heavenly delight” - Siegfried line – assault mode. - Suddenly all the allies froze – what’s that?! The variant with “borsch” (SS: not sure what that means – a quick victory?) is immediately out of question. - Server bug: everyone got kicked out of the game except for the Jagdtiger 88 and his allied IS-3 - That’s it: paradise in WoT - and suddenly from nowhere appears… (SS: “vot eto povorot” means “what a twist” as in – “that’s unexpected” – and after the Indienpanzer is destroyed, the voice says “so, let’s continue the conversation”) - in the meanwhile the battle time is running out, capping the base is needed - and right on time, few seconds more and they’d have won - but the IS-3 noticed the KV-1S and hurries to kill the enemy - one Jagdtiger for capping is not enough - to lose to AFKers – priceless, for everything else there is gold - AFK team won, the only free Kolobanov in history Scene 2 – “Sleeping beauty” - E75 behavet really nicely this year - for that, St.RNG brought him a gift - but E75 woke up the prince on AMX50 155 - if he manages to reset the cap – it will be a loss - didn’t penetrate again!!! one more shell!!! Scene 3 – “Artillery the teacher” - arty up to the usual business - the baby in the T-28 suddenly started to want the sweet stuff - let’s begin the education - T1 decided to tank with its side - also the VK tries to get the arty - but to move out in front of a loaded arty is scary - but with a friend in a KV everything’s better - VK not afraid anymore, this is the end :(( Scene 4 – “Size doesn’t matter” - a legend tells us of the greatest unicum of World of Tanks - legends were told about his pwnage - he travelled thru random battles in his quest to find worthy opponents - if seems a battle around tier 9 suits him completely - T32 was confused by that MS-1 - one more enemy defeated - but no time to celebrate - insolent AMX 13/90 rushes onwards to the Object 704, ignoring the MS-1!!! - big mistake Scene 5 – “Shells for the weak” - What to do, if: 1. you are outnumbered 2. your teammate is away 3. the enemy started capping your base 4. you have no shells left 5. and to top it all, you’ve been spotted - now you’ll see! - ololo! ramming!!! - missed! - hit! - the puny gun of the LT cannot do anything against the TD - suddenly a KV appears with a very dangerous gun - ramming speed! - almost a hit! - the LT smartly evades the ram - but suddenly the scout makes a mistake – leaves the TD some space - hit! - and again needed space for the TD - the only thing left now is to hit - but that’s not victory yet - the teammate cannot handle the arty :( - and now it’s one on one - too low HP for a ram, only one option – to cap the base - this situation is already familiar – only the TD is now in the other role - almost got taken - and again the arty does not succeed :) - almost succeeded

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