Hello everyone, another video from the “How to become a noob” series :) This REALLY should have English subtitles (translation provided below). It’s really funny in Russian though. * * Scene 1: “Brother” Enemy KV-1S got into hopeless situation. Allied Hellcat really wants to take the shot, but team KV-1S doesn’t want to tank. The dude got greedy… but what’s the difference, there are so many allied tanks left The KV-1S however decides not to attack the enemy. Another person desiring the Invader medal? Allies fall one after another to the enemy D25 Maybe go kill him? Nooo! We want medal! Oh well, the base is almost captured. Victory! But why!!!? Did he also decide to finish the KV-1S off? Or… This is where the dog is buried… A cuckoo (“a stranger amongst his people”) Allied arty sensed there is a traitor in their midst But too late Scene 2: “White Tiger” Somewhere in parallel universe Hellcat really doesn’t like Tigers Shot in the hull – 1 Shot in the hull – 2 Shot in the hull – 3 Maybe he thinks that… Reloading finished, T69 ends this necrophillia Scene 3: “Unexplicable but true” Fight has begun. Tanks make their way to their positions. But this comrade there is a position of his own. One more tanker decides to try out this hiding place. Meanwhile on the bottom… What’s going on here? However, everything ends as usual… Lol, he can’t even drown… Scene 4: “Stuck” Fight has begun. Tanks make their way to their positions. E25 dashes forward recklessly! Nothing will stop it! Except for this anti-tank strip Only IS-3 stopped to mock the E-25 But here IS-2 comes to the rescue And now the M6 comes too And E25 is set free!!! And now the IS-2 got stuck And so almost 5 minutes passed Moral of the story: Stay away from those stone strips. And from those who got stuck on them. Scene 5: Steel butt KV-5 with only 1 hitpoint is running from a crowd of enemies And now he’s alone… Didn’t penetrate! Didn’t penetrate! Maybe load a HE round? But why? One down! Didn’t penetrate! Two down! Three down! After some time the KV-5 got out to attack Superpershing appeared Didn’t penetrate! And SP decides to sacrifice himself in order to finish the KV-5 off Didn’t penetrate! Moral of the story: Carry HE with you. At lest one shell. Scene 6: Deadly ramming Highway, brave AMX1390 races towards the enemy base But the enemy T-54 rushes to intercept the scout Detrack. But T-54 struggles to bitchslap the impudent scout. T-54 accelerates …and rams the AMX1390 powerfully Not so fast! The ram was so powerful that the AMX1390 got stuck on the T-54 Dead LT continues to take vengeance on his killer And that’s how the fight ended for the T-54

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